sorry i have nothing beter to do so someone make me laugh
*poop*
2007-02-23 12:34:29 · 15 answers · asked by huhwhatcaca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok here it is:
theres a bear and a rabbit takin a **** in the woods
bear looks over at the rabbit and asks "hey do u ever have trouble w/ **** sticking 2 ur fur?"
rabbit says "no"
bear says "ok" and wipes his *** w/ the rabbit
2007-02-23 12:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself.
Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.
"What's going on here?"
"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
2007-02-23 22:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who makes a better lover an indian or a white guy? Answer, the indian, coz the white guy has to get up and go to work in the morning!!
2007-02-23 20:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tamra P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my sis's third grade teacher farted really loud and bad. the whole 3rd grade heard it. it was only from a small side of the room, and the whole hall heard it. hahaha! so funny.
2007-02-23 21:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by try_and_get_me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lady in a bar has a drunk male patron walk up and asks if he can smell her puss, she of course says no!! and the drunk replies, "It must be your feet then."
2007-02-23 20:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-23 20:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse thing to say on a first date...."wait til my husband hears about this"
2007-02-23 20:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by Tracy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i have bad dreams and poop alot
i also like hosebeast!!
2007-02-23 20:39:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shove it up ur a.s.s and turn it to the side, then pull it out and mail to ur math teacher
2007-02-23 20:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by funki15munki 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
DID YOU HEAR THEY ARE COMMING OUT WITH A NEW CAR CALLED THE DAHMER........ITS GOT MOREHEADROOM .
2007-02-24 00:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋