"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS -- I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
2007-02-23 12:32:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
2007-02-23 12:32:36 · update #1
"HONEY, HOWS YOU DENTAL PLANE"
Translated: How about some oral sex tonight.
"HONEY ARE YOU SURE YOU WASHED THIS SHIRT"
Translated: I know its clean I just didn't put any deodorant on.
"HONEY THIS IS SOME GOOD CHICKEN YOU MADE TONIGHT"
Translated: This isn't how my mom makes it.
2007-02-23 12:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by brenda72804@sbcglobal.net 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-02-23 12:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, they descended, but I tucked them back. I plan to rob banks when I get older, so I won't be needing balls till then. and Super Reporter is hung like a horse. call me.
2016-03-29 09:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno who translated that for you but it went a bit haywire, let me try!:
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "I want sex."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "I want sex"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: I want sex.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I want sex."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I want sex."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "sex anyone?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I want sex."
"OH, DON'T FUSS -- I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "am i getting any sex tonight."
2007-02-23 12:38:02 · answer #4 · answered by hillpip_123 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me?
Who listens to men actually talk. They are there to put money in my account.
2007-02-23 12:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by holeeycow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
men say things other than feed me, f*ck me, leave me alone??
thats a new one, have to tell that to the ladies at work
2007-02-23 12:37:04 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen that before, funny.
2007-02-23 12:45:50 · answer #7 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a song that,explains this very well .. Its called .. " I put my hand in your shirt " by - Sal Valcano .. Please look it up .
2015-12-12 07:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Torys Red Nation 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny
2007-02-23 12:48:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny cuz its true
2007-02-23 14:02:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋