An elderly man is driving down the M1 motorway heading home, when his mobile phone rings. Answering the phone he hears his wife on the other end.
"Albert," she says, "Please be careful while driving back, I just heard on the radio that there is a maniac on the M1. He is driving the wrong way!"
"It's not just one," Albert screams, "There's bloody hundreds of them!"
2007-02-23 12:05:55 · 8 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-23 12:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! 10/10
2007-02-23 20:10:16 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuuuny. Men.....
2007-02-23 20:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew what it was going to end to before i even finished...
weird
2007-02-23 20:11:38 · answer #4 · answered by nzube11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie :-)
2007-02-23 20:22:56 · answer #5 · answered by me2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
you made my day ;-)
2007-02-23 20:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by **made.2.b.famous**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...good one!
2007-02-23 20:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-02-23 21:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by boxersgirlbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋