2007-02-23 12:00:03 · 25 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah. They'll be at the donut shop. You said night, right?
That, or they'll let the people crucify him. Hey, no one knows when the prophet cometh. He may even cometh like the Iceman.
2007-02-23 12:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see we are gonna have another lame night of atheist take over here in the Religion section, like they attemtped last night. Sad really....that these people claim they are all that, so smart, etc.....yet they are sitting here....on Yahoo Answers of all places on a Friday night. No plans guys?
If you didn't stare at the walls all the time and claim yourself as a know it all and a king....then you might have a life.
What a sad life....I'll see ya when I get home...for I have plans and I am a Christian.
2007-02-23 12:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If he looks latin his chances of getting caught are higher!
There are a lot of Jesus' in the Spanish community.
So, if you want him to come during the night, make sure you leave the porch light on and the front door open so he doesn't get caught!
2007-02-23 12:04:08 · answer #3 · answered by canguroargentino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the cops can't arrest Him. He is the son of God.
2007-02-23 12:02:28 · answer #4 · answered by Josh D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my neigborhood he might get shot before the cops get there to arrest him. That being if he broke into the wrong house.
2007-02-23 12:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He'll set off alot of people's Brink's Home Security alarms.
2007-02-23 12:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once again it is time to use this saying from thr Dakota Indians:
"If you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
If you don't know, ask a friend. Maybe they can recognize the lifeless horse for you.
2007-02-23 12:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by n9wff 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, he is a thief, and stealing is wrong, so yes he will be tried and go to jail.
2007-02-23 12:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"like" a thief means without warning.
2007-02-23 12:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The christian police will join Him.The unsaved police will serve there time in the lake of fire:
Romans 10
2007-02-23 12:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by robert p 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋