Paddy is drunk and staggers into the foyer of the cinema and buys a ticket for the film. He disappears inside but returns a moment later and buys another ticket. Yet again he emerges some minutes later requesting a third ticket. The ticket seller looked extremely surprised and commented on his reappearance.
"This is the third ticket I've sold you in as many minutes. What's the matter?"
"It's like this," replied Paddy. "Every time I go through the door to find my seat, this big man comes up to me, snatches my ticket and tears it in two. And let me tell you, he's too damn big to argue with!"
2007-02-23 11:55:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
It's the way you tell 'em ff
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-23 12:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really didnt get what i was suppose to say to answer the question but io like the little joke and that made alot of sense. I guess the matter was he was getting punked by the security guard everytime he entered the door to see the film.
let me know if I am at least close to what was suppose to be answered.
2007-02-23 12:04:26 · answer #2 · answered by ladydon182000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alrighty
2007-02-23 11:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by georgiabanksmartin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers could only be Irish 10/10
2007-02-23 21:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but worth an airing.
2007-02-23 11:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Finbarr D 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one Fidget.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-02-23 17:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute I needed that laugh because im in bed with the flu and you cheered me up thanks
2007-02-23 11:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Afrolicious35 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! kinda corny but still funny! =)
2007-02-23 11:58:13 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-02-23 21:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one. I like it.
2007-02-23 11:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋