It seems that his saving powers are legendary. Can anyone please tell me where he gets his coupons from? I want some, too. Thanks :)
2007-02-23 11:53:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He uses that "print coupons at home program" on his computer.
2007-02-23 11:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some day your life will end ; are u prepared for that day? nothing lasts forever. I can't understand how some people are so sure there is no Jesus or no God? I can admit I have some doubts at times, but if I am wrong and there is no God, what will happen to me.........Nothing. Now ask yourself, if you are wrong and there is a God and/or Jesus, what will happen to you?
I feel bad for you but I got good news..................its not too late,
Jesus can save even you!
2007-02-23 20:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jim K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus saves a lot of things.
He saves the odd bits of soap that become too small to wash with.
He saves rubber bands - I think he puts them on the doorknobs of his house.
He saves the plastic grocery bags that always seem to be everywhere.
But mostly, Jesus saves his pennies. He has a piggybank and is hoping to fill it before the end of the year.
2007-02-23 20:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The entire concept of being saved is a contridiction of christian doctrine. Christians believe that god is omnibenevolent meaning all loving. To be all loving, god could not hate. For god to hate sin and send sinners to a punishment like a hell it would make him less than all loving. This blows the concept of omnibenevolence. Just one more example of christians following bad concepts.
2007-02-23 20:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Randy T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For this cause we also, since the day we heard it, do not cease to pray for you, and to desire that ye might be filled with the knowledge of his will in all wisdom and spiritual understanding; Colossians 1:9
2007-02-23 20:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't use coupons. He is one of the three along with God and the Holy Spirit. It is called The Trinity. Jesus is God's son and He is in Heaven now.
2007-02-23 19:56:14 · answer #6 · answered by Josh D 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No one can save you from the consequences of your actions! You must accept responcibility for what you do!
No amount of religious BS can change the reality of life!
2007-02-23 19:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what???
he doesn't have coupons and you're not using the correct meaning
2007-02-23 19:58:41 · answer #8 · answered by That one guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus also saves receipts, ...in case he has to return the hemorrhoid creme that he's been trying.
2007-02-23 19:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Romans 10
How to be saved.
2007-02-23 19:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋