And a snowball really DID "have a chance in hell"?
2007-02-23 11:02:03 · 12 answers · asked by Myaloo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boudreaux & the Devil
Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."
That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."
As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"
The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"
Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"
2007-02-23 11:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Hel is really cold so snowballs have more than a chance. Hel is a Norse Goddess and she rules the underworld.
2007-02-23 11:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is!!! Check out the temperature in Fairbanks Alaska today. I lived there and you can't get closer to hell than there in the middle of winter. Oh by the way it is 10-30 degrees colder in the surrounding areas.
2007-02-23 11:09:28 · answer #3 · answered by mohayrix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they make heated blankets in hell? Sweaters? Cloaks? Robes? Water heaters? Torches? Matches? Cigarettes? Cigars? Alchohal? Cocaine? Damn. I'm gonna be mighty cold down there.
2007-02-23 11:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, there goes the value of that property I bought at the edge of the Lake of Fire.
2007-02-23 11:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by Troubled Troll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would I get another chance to see the Eagles in concert?
2007-02-23 11:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by Rob D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I actually wrote a story about it (it did happen! Well, in the story at least...)
http://ofs-demonolatry.org/books/hellfrozestory.pdf
Enjoy!
2007-02-23 11:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Given some of the snows this year...I suspect it did.
2007-02-23 11:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would be amazing, since hell is a myth
2007-02-23 11:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jason Bourne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you having a play of words babe?
2007-02-23 11:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by mima... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋