Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary preparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
2007-02-23 10:30:05 · 8 answers · asked by P!NK 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wtg BRI !!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-23 10:43:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The time period born lower back in likely a "baptistic" time period. Baptistic church homes trust interior the authority of the Bible, self-governing church homes, baptism of believers (no longer toddlers) by immersion, and the priesthood of believers, Jesus said being born lower back in John 3. absolutely everyone who believes that Jesus is the Son of God and places their trust in Him for forgiveness of sin and eternal life is born lower back, regardless of in the journey that they not at all use the time period. it really is an argument of religion, no longer of terminology.
2016-12-04 20:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-23 10:48:03 · answer #3 · answered by LOLxxxA 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT's funny.
2007-02-23 10:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by ewetaunt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Catholic and I even enjoyed that! :)
2007-02-23 11:28:20 · answer #5 · answered by melissamarie728 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-23 12:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...funny!
2007-02-23 10:59:49 · answer #7 · answered by n1cyndy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FFUUUUUUNNNYYYY!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 10:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by nzube11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋