I am going to give the best answer to sombody that has a low percentage of best answers and low points. I am just doing this because i feal like giving points out. To win all you have to do is enter in any emberassing, funny or unbelivable thing that happened to you. The person with the best story wins!!! Good Luck!!!<333
2007-02-23 10:16:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These stories are all VERY funny and I love them all. But cinsidering your points and percentage of best answers im orobably going to gi with the lowest unless i get a HILARIOUS one in the next 5 hours. Thnx:)
2007-02-25 08:18:36 · update #1
sorry for all the missed spelled words! (I was typing upside down) :)
2007-02-25 08:20:17 · update #2
in speech class last semester, it was my turn to give my 5 minute speech. i had to fart really bad but tried my hardest to keep it in. as i was walking from the back of the room, it came out. the only thing that i could think of was to start walking like a pinguin, slapping my thighs to try to cover up the sound. i dont know if it worked but i felt very sorry for the girl i walked past.
2007-02-23 10:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Mastershake 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay. A long time ago I thought I had to be at my bus stop really soon. I had to be there at 8:45 and it took 3 minutes to walk there. I ran out of the house and to my bus stop. Nobody was there. I realized I had missed the bus. So I took the back roads home because I didn't want anybody to see me. When I got home I realized my keys were still in my purse from the Field trip Friday. So I didn't have my keys. I climbed through the window and scratched my self up pretty bad. Then I got a look at the clock. it was 8:30. I was so MAD!!! ;p
2007-02-23 19:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by mnkstapel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the most embarrising thing that has happened to meonline.....I was answering a question( it said "I'm so tired of my period, what should i do?) i put suck it up its a normal cycle allwomen go through.I accidetly put the answer under the wrong question.The question i put it under was something like "I am greiving over my husbunds death what will make me feel better" I didn't realize i put it in the wrong place until i looked at the question later and saw how many "thumb downs"i had gotten. i felt soooooooooo bad and embaressed
2007-02-24 18:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by mej. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was jumping on a trampoline with my friends (girls and BOYS) a few weeks ago. My breasts are pretty big and my bra was kind of loose. Well guess what happened? Ploop! My right breast slipped out. All of my friends started cracking up. Eventually, I did too but still very embarassing.
2007-02-23 18:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Destiny C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I could have an extra body part and install it wherever I wished, I'd probably put an eyeball in my stomach cause then I could see food digested...or maybe I'd want an eleventh finger so no one would know if I was really flipping them off.
2007-02-23 18:20:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day, i went to McDonald's, and i didn't know where to order, so i asked a woman," is this where you buy", and she thought i said," are you Bi," and she said no. i asked others and they said it was where i just went. i asked her again, and she said "no". Then, thinking, i asked her ,"do you order here, and she said yes, and i placed my order. i left with her thinking i was trying to pull a joke!
2007-02-23 18:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by nzube11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋