“has anyone ever told you how sexy and irresistible to woman you are?” Flattered, he answered, “No, they haven’t.” She said, “Then whatever gave you the idea that you were?”
2007-02-23 10:06:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny !!! More men 'really' need to pay attention to this one !!! Thanks for sharing !!!
2007-02-23 10:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
man goes to the doctors for a coock extension, the doc suggests a baby elephants trunk stiched on at a cost of 3 grand, the man agrees,6 weeks later while having dinner with his new woman he feels an unusual twitch in his pants and thinks this will be 'the night' . while chatting over dinner his peenis flies out steals a bun off the table and goes back in his pants, wow the woman says can you do that again? he says my coock can but i dont think my asss can take another bun
2007-02-23 10:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by roller pig 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny. 8/10.
2007-02-23 10:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good - there's nothing like a wife to puncture a man's ego.
2007-02-23 10:10:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor fella, some woman just dont understand our needs...
2007-02-23 10:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he ha ha
2007-02-23 10:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
15 out of 10!
2007-02-23 15:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Smo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-02-23 10:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-23 21:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahah, and I quote my sister: tsharampantchin!
2007-02-23 10:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by Nessie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hear that everytime we go out and still do not get the joke! :)
2007-02-23 13:17:50 · answer #11 · answered by lobo3769 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋