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Larry and Howard fight for custody.
The jury asks both the men for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the judge asks Howard first.

Howard says, "Well I helped Anna Nicole carry this child around in her stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process with Anna Nicole, this is my child and a part of me."

The judge is impressed and then turns to ask Larry the same question.

Larry replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to: me or the machine?"

2007-02-23 09:48:17 · 8 answers · asked by lkrhtr70 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

her body is way too cold for there not to be any jokes yet-I'm seeking them out, click my icon & look @ my questions. Only found a few so far-be back Monday.

2007-02-23 09:55:12 · update #1

8 answers

LMAO

2007-02-23 09:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That may actually be the greatest of all time! I am keeping this one!

2007-02-23 17:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by answerman 4 · 0 0

Blah, Blah, Nicole, Blah, Nicole, Britney, Blah. Britney, Brittany, Anna, Blah, Smith, Blah, Hair, Britney, Blah, Blah, Paris, Silicon, Blah, Britney, Paris, Bimbo, Blah, Blah, Bald, Nuts, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah...

2007-02-23 17:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

OMG! Funny!

2007-02-23 18:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by Kylie 1 · 0 0

I like that! "Good answer, Birkhead!"

2007-02-23 17:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats the truth. that was good!! hahaha

2007-02-23 17:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ryne's proud mommy 4 · 0 0

So true....very good .......have a great yahoo weekend.....

2007-02-23 18:04:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 0

lol that was good

2007-02-23 17:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by JudiM 3 · 0 0

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