A pirate walks off his ship. He has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and a patch over his right eye. He sits down on a bench, and begins throwing peanuts to the seagulls. Two curious young children shyly sit down next to him and ask the pirate how he came to have a wooden leg.
The pirate replies, "Well, I was standing on the deck of me ship one day, and a wave washed me overboard. Then, a hungry shark attacked me and bit me leg off." The little boy then asks, "How did you lose your hand?"
"Many years ago, I was fighting the Navy, and one of them boys cut me hand off. Me doc couldn't find a hand, so he gave me this hook." Next, the little girl asks, "How did you lose your eye?"
"Well, I was standing watch up in the crow's nest, and just as I looked up, a lousy seagull flew over and did his business right in me eye." The children, now thoroughly confused, ask, "How did that cause you to lose your eye?"
The pirate explains, "Well, it was me first day with the hook."
2007-02-23 09:41:29 · 18 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Might be an old one.
But it's funny.
2007-02-23 09:41:48 · update #1
Why didn't the pirate let hs kid go to the movie?
It was rated Arrrrrrrrr...
2007-02-23 09:44:51 · answer #1 · answered by Schmorgen 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
A pirate walks right into a bar. The bartender says, "properly i've got no longer seen you in a on a similar time as, you specific replaced." The pirate says, "properly what do you recommend" The bartender says, "properly you acquire a timber for a leg" The pirate says, "Oh, I have been given it bitten off by potential of a shark, so i replaced it with timber." The bartender then says, "properly, the way you get that hook for a hand" The pirate says, "Oh, i replaced into wrestling an alligator and it took my arm off, so i replaced it with a hook. The bartender then says," ok, what relating to the eyepatch" The pirate says, "properly, a chicken kinda pooped in my eye" The bartender says "yet you need to no longer have lost it from getting pooped on." The pirate responds "....... it fairly is cus i wasn't used to the hook yet."
2016-10-16 08:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by troesch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Pirate...!!
REALLY NICE!!!
10/10
2007-02-23 09:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lioness 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-02-23 09:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by *Account Deleted* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, I love pirates!
2007-02-23 09:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by JC 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never heard it before. Maybe it predated my sense of humor. I did enjoy it enough to email it to friends in my joke-email circle (because it probably predates their senses of humor too).
2007-02-23 09:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea, it's old- but that doesn't mean it isn't great! Gotta love it.
10/10
Show us some more! This site needs more CLEAN jokes.
2007-02-23 09:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by pianoman.jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol luckly it was not captan Jack sparrow or the movie would not be the same.
2007-02-23 09:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-23 10:11:24 · answer #9 · answered by hello world 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch. I laughed.
2007-02-23 09:45:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋