"Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you little Johnny Parisi?"
" Yes father it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't tell you father, I dont want to ruin her reputation."
"Well Johnny, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?
" I cannot say."
Was it Teresa Volpe."
"I'll never tell."
Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."
Was it Kathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
Was it Rosa De Angelo?"
"Please father I cannot tell you!"
"Your very tight lipped Johnny, I admire that. But you have sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months, Now go and behave yourself! "
Johnny walks back ro his pew , and his friend Rocco slides over and whispers "What did ya get?"
Johnny replies, " 4 months vacation and 5 good leads!!"
2007-02-23 09:35:50 · 6 answers · asked by michele_zanella 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didn't get it.......??
how does it all tie in???
The 4 months and the 5 girls??
oooohhhh......got it...!!!
VERY FUNNY!!!!!
2007-02-23 09:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Lioness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Funny!
2007-02-23 18:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha thats funny!!!
2007-02-23 17:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loved it, really funny!!!!
2007-02-23 20:19:16 · answer #4 · answered by lola7737 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one.
2007-02-23 17:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny.....
2007-02-23 17:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋