One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-
olds,
"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most
famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.
Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right
either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus
Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin,come up here
and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know
Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus
Christ."
Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but
business is business..."
2007-02-23 09:26:23 · 14 answers · asked by lkrhtr70 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny.
2007-02-23 09:28:46 · answer #1 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
Here's another for you:
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest Said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery.
You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may
not speak until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said. "We will get you a better
bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but b*tch ever since you got here."
2007-02-23 09:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by Chillyboy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's right business is business. We should learn a lesson from Marvin, lol.
2007-02-23 09:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by petty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately very cute
2007-02-23 09:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by kellyjo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg thats a good one =]
2007-02-23 10:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny
2007-02-23 09:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by mendoncadam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
2007-02-23 09:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. I feel bad for laughing.
2007-02-23 09:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by Kd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please allow me to kill myself legally if I have to endure that pathetic joke again.
2007-02-23 09:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I guess thats funny.......
2007-02-23 09:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by MisterMoney9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋