i was walking through soho in london the other night and it started to rain heavily, so as you do, i decided to take shelter in a peek a boo sex shop. i paid my 50 quid, and the nice young lady pointed me to three doors. they read blond, brunette and black, so blond being the flavour of the month, thats the door i chose, only to be confronted by 3 more doors. these read big t*ts, medium t*ts and small t*ts. so, you've guessed it, thats right, i chose big t*ts. only to be faced with 3 more poxy doors, i know, tell me about it!. these 3 read, big c*nt small c*nt and wet c*nt, being in a bit of a rush, i chose wet c*nt,only to find myself standing back out in the rain!!!!!
2007-02-23 09:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by HERBS 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
honey, thank you for the laugh....
and if you were in soho, it'd be raining 'eavily, not heavily.
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2007-02-23 12:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-02-23 09:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
You really loveThe Sun don't you? It speaks your language! LOL!
Point well made by the lady from London, America.
2007-02-24 12:40:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one on here by far. Keep them coming.
Smurf
2007-02-23 09:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa serves yourself right for being TOO picky :)p...
2007-02-23 10:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-23 17:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha - very funny.
2007-02-23 09:38:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant that is sooooooo funny
2007-02-23 09:30:43 · answer #8 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f*ckin excellent! 10/10! well done! :-)
2007-02-23 09:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
frickin hillrious! great joke i'm taking that...
2007-02-23 09:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋