Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I f**ked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good Blo Job?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a Blo Job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
2007-02-23 09:00:26 · 9 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious I loved it! How funny well hopefully he remembered to cover his johnson so he dont have to pay child support later on down the road. he he
2007-02-23 09:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny.9/10.
2007-02-23 10:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck four out of ten thumbless thumbs up.
2007-02-23 09:11:52 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nasty and very funny lol
2007-02-23 09:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥converse♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwww yep very nasty. thumbs up I think !
2007-02-23 09:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by stegall_sherry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha im still laughing lol.... it was pretty funny but i do have to say that was kinda gross.. lol it was still funny LMAO
2007-02-23 09:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww, I don't get it, is she dead or is it some type of animal.....????.......I really don't get it, but of what i get out of it...ewwwwww!!!!!!.lol
2007-02-23 09:05:52 · answer #7 · answered by ash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty sick
2007-02-23 09:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're right...EWW!
2007-02-23 09:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Polly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋