i do the joke of the day at my school and all my jokes have to be clean and so they are all retarted and lame.so i need some good jokes.any suggestions?
2007-02-23 08:50:04 · 4 answers · asked by hyperunicornskickbutt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 GOOD JOKES
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JOKE 1
3 fisher men went fishing one caut a mermaid
the mermaid sed i will give you each a wish if you let me go
so the 1st fisherman asked for his intelligence to be doubled
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when he went home he started writing poetry and got rich and famous
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the 2nd fisherman asked for his intelligence tripled
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when he went home he started to play piano and got rich and famous
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the 3rd fisherman asked for his intelligence quadrupled the mermaid sed i don't think you will like the out come but the fisherman told her to do it any way
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when he went home he looked in the mirror and say he was a girl. (this is agents boys sorry guys)
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JOKE 2
You are in a room, compleatly sealed in. There is 4 walls a roof and a floor. there are no windows or doors. The only things in the room(other than you) are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?
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You look in the mirror, and see what you SAW.
You take the SAW and cut the table in HALF.
Two HALVES make a WHOLE.
Go through the HOLE you just made and get out.
2007-02-23 08:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Indigo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you know any bandgeeks or music lovers tell them this joke:
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they said Bach, Bach!
2007-02-23 17:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. A man walks in to a bar, and says, "Ow!"
2. (Beware, this one's dirty.) A white horse fell into a mud bog.
2007-02-23 16:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose hahahhahahhahahahhahaha
2007-02-23 16:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋