Retirement Bonus
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an
early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired
straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch
measured in a straight line between any two parts of the general's
body, with the general getting to select any pair of points he
wished.
The first man, an Air Force general, accepted. He asked the pension
man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six
feet. He walked out with a check of $720,000.
The second man, an Army general, asked them to measure from the tip
of his outstretched hands to his toes. Eight feet. He walked out
with a check for $960,000.
When the third general, a grizzled old Marine, was asked where to
measure, he told the pension man ... "From the tip of my penis to
the bottom of my testicles."
The pension man suggested that perhaps the Marine general might like
to reconsider, pointing out the nice checks the previous two
generals had received. The Marine insisted and the pension expert
said that would be fine, but that he'd better get the medical
officer to do the measuring.
The medical officer attended and asked the general to drop the
pants. He did. The medical officer placed the tape on the tip of the
general's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he said. "Where
are your testicles?"
The general replied, "In Vietnam."
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