2007-02-23 08:06:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm going to Vahalla, and be with Odin
2007-02-23 08:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
When I died onstage it was like time completely stopped. There is nothing worse than an audience which has grown gradually more and more hostile staring at you as you blankly stare back, trying to remember your lines.
I eventually remembered the lyrics and got back into the song.
Later, after the show, my parents said they didn't even notice.
How could they not notice I had died a million deaths up on that stage, while the hungry crowd nibbled at my weeping soul?
2007-02-23 16:18:50 · answer #2 · answered by pasdeberet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to rounhouse kick the grim reaper like chuck norris did.
Unfortunately at the time I had only taken crappy tkd, the grim reaper, bieng an expert grappler, quickly took me down and armbared me.
As a dissolusioned "martial tag" player, I refused to tap and my arm was thus severed from my body which he proceeded to laugh and beat me to death with.
In my current life I have seen the error of my ways and have not taken tkd.
2007-02-23 16:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I died to self, and surrendered my life to Christ, I was filled with peace and joy that no one can even imagine unless they have experienced it themselves. living for Jesus is the most fulfilling thing that this life on earth can offer!
2007-02-23 16:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by livinintheword † 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I died--I returned to where "I" was before I was born.
2007-02-23 16:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, you mean to say I'm dead? I really am a blonde, I never noticed!
No wonder this man keeps on trying to undress me.
2007-02-23 16:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will go at summerland or if you want to be realist:i will not exist anymore. I will be as i was when i was not borned. This is so simple.
2007-02-23 16:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by chris the greek 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My estate passed to my daughter and she bought a villa in the south of France.
2007-02-23 16:13:38 · answer #8 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the end up in a puff of smoke
2007-02-23 16:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by andrew w 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When i died i realised why i had to reborn again.
2007-02-23 16:15:10 · answer #10 · answered by kittana! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I will be asked by the angles what the lord said.
2007-02-23 16:22:56 · answer #11 · answered by seven seas 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋