Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a
tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The
black bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices ...
Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot
it. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a
huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was
a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thought
it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track
down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there
was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said,
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
2007-02-23 07:49:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha, u make me laugh.a great joke. i give u 9/10.
anyway,what did the polar bear ask Frank to do?
2007-02-23 22:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-23 15:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by naturalblondebbw_28 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on a scale of 1 to 10
i give this joke a 9
2007-02-23 15:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...yeah that wasn't that funny. I give it a 2
2007-02-23 15:54:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10 good though.
2007-02-23 15:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit sleezy, but that is really good. Keep it up!
(///_^) The resident emo!
2007-02-23 15:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard better but it was Okay.
2007-02-23 15:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Friday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!! 8/10!
2007-02-23 15:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-02-24 03:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by kchl_dk007 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1. thnx.
2007-02-24 01:49:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋