2007-02-23 07:46:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
soulflowe...: It's just a joke, relax. But, i'm pretty sure it would be an interesting experience to try and invoke this 'entity'.
2007-02-23 07:57:24 · update #1
I box whole wheat pasta.
some 8% fat (extra lean) ground sirloin.
A large pot filled with hot water.
A stove.
Tomato sause with italian seasoning and oregano and ground flaxseed and unflavored whey protien powder mixed in.
a bowl and a mcrowave.
2007-02-23 07:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The most important charm is the Parmesan shavings.
But be careful to use only the genuine sacred cheese (not cheddar, etc.)
Thou does not want to bring down the vengance of the FSM on thee head, or It might smite thee!
2007-02-23 07:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by mindpasta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A tin of "Heinz 57 Spaghetti".
Just tested one in garden.
Happy Flying.
2007-02-23 08:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by oop139gg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask the basics, then I'm afraid that such invocations are presently beyond you.
It's not a monster, just misunderstood. I blame Delia.
2007-02-23 08:07:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After I cook the pasta, I like to add a little olive oil before putting the parmesan.
Ramen !
2007-02-23 07:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a big *** cauldron. You need a big *** fire. You need to be prepared with the most kick *** spaghetti bib ever seen and it should have the FSM's likeness on it. You need a fork that sings "One Meatball" in tongues......an umbrella wouldn't hurt cause you are going to get hit with a ton of spaghetti sauce when the FSM comes............Ciao
2007-02-23 07:54:55 · answer #6 · answered by Yogini 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the flying spaghetti monster, (a cousin of the more known cookie monster), is terrified of only one thing- daycare centers with large amounts of three-year-olds with forks!!!!
so get yourself a bunch of those for protection.
and watch out for the meatballs. they can whack you good sometimes *rubs head*
2007-02-23 07:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by resistance fighter1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please tell me, is this for real?
Is this a Wiccan ritual or earth ritual?
Is this like Yu-Gi-Oh or a Dungeons and Dragons style game?
Or is this like Black Hat Feng Shui calculations?
I am so curious to know...
I am sorry I can't help you.
2007-02-23 07:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by soulflower 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fork.
I have been touched by his noodly appendages, RAmen!
The tomato sauce shall wash away my sins and make my garments as white as snow.
2007-02-23 07:51:54 · answer #9 · answered by lilith 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋