So, the situation is like this. I had this very, very dysfunctional mouse, and I had kept on forgetting (or being too lazy) to buy a new one for a long, loooong time. After the said long, loooong sufferance, today I have finally convinced myself that I DO NEED ANOTHER MOUSE (again, it's a device with buttons I'm talking about, not a living creature), and I got myself a new one. The thing is, what horrible revenge should I take for the misery caused by that old wicked mouse? Give me some distructive ideas, please.
("it wasn't the mouse's fault!" won't do. *It was* precisely the mouse's fault)
2007-02-23 07:37:18 · 7 answers · asked by jlb 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Use Arials,
the firework arials,
Tie the mouse to it,
watch it fly into the air,
and and the end.
KABOOM!
2007-02-23 07:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Erickson B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
undesirable lil micey, sounds like he placed you thru alot heartache, i might make him stay out element, interior the rain and snow, for aleast a year, then i might decrease off his tail, then placed him in a pool with some mice ingesting fish.
2016-12-14 04:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think u should decorate it as the one person u hate and then smush it with a concrete block!
2007-02-23 07:46:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you should get a life and give me a joke.
2007-02-23 08:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
north korea can help with that
2007-02-23 08:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
douse it in kerosene and watch it burn!
2007-02-23 07:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hammers work well
2007-02-23 07:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋