the more people i meet the more i like my dog
most people are alive because its ilegal to shootthem
2007-02-23 07:29:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
It's hard to believe you out-swam a million other sperm.
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, you might leave a stain.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
2007-02-23 07:53:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa Lionheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mr (George) Bernard Shaw has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by all of his friends." Oscar Wilde
"Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist." Michael Levine
"The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there is only one other choice." Doug Larsen
"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows." Monica Piper
"Against logic, there is no armor like ignorance." L.J.Peter
2007-02-24 12:01:29 · answer #2 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh, most of Mark Twain's other quotes are also in those lines. His quotes always makes me smile.
2007-02-23 15:51:47 · answer #3 · answered by woman in the well 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After having children of my own, I realize why some animals eat their young!
2007-02-23 15:35:07 · answer #4 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You can't choose your relations,
but thank God you can choose your friends.
2007-02-23 15:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Murray H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
2007-02-27 19:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Keep your friends close to you. Keep your enemies even closer"
2007-02-26 22:54:06 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad ignorance isn't painful
2007-02-23 17:43:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You are the load your mother should have swallowed."
2007-02-23 15:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by prettygreeniize 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋