An elderly couple had been dating for some time and decided it was finally time to marry. Before the wedding, they had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather hopefully.
"Well, I'd have to say I like it infrequently," she responded.
The old guy paused... then he asked, "Was that one word or two?"
2007-02-23 07:27:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL.Thats funny.niice one
2007-02-23 07:30:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American, Chinese and an Indian Sardarji had struck up in an Island. Since they had belief in god, they deeply called the god. At once god had appeared and told them to ask only one wish per head.
American said; I wish to put a bomb on a country and make peace talks after that so I wish to go back to my place.
Chinese said; I wish to develop the population of China and hence I had a plan for that so he wished to back to China.
Now Our Sardarji's turn; Guess What he would have asked??????
I FEEL BORED WITH OUT THOSE 2 PEOPLE. SO PLEASE BRING THEM BACK TO THIS ISLAND!!!!
2007-02-23 17:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife would say infrequently, I of course would say in frequently
2007-02-23 08:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by Fun T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super Duper, simply the best, Im lovin it!
2007-02-23 07:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, but it took me some time to understand.
shyam s wrote a good joke
2007-02-23 22:55:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey !!! Dirty old men need love, too.
2007-02-23 07:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by It's Complicated 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Granny sex.....just a wee bit CREEPY!
2007-02-23 07:30:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lool
2007-02-23 07:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wt's this, too hra to understand
2007-02-23 21:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Magician 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i got it lmao that was funny
2007-02-23 07:31:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋