any funny but still sweet pick up lines for guys lol
2007-02-23 07:27:03 · 7 answers · asked by slyfox_le 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This was posted onmarriage & divorce . you might wanna think on how you should respond to thier repy
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE :
I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
HE : Where have you been all my life?
S HE : Hiding from you.
HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.
HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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2007-02-23 07:35:04 · answer #1 · answered by crazy_ol_hippie_radical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, do you like me (girls know what they like long before they see us)?
Can I have some coochie?
J/K.
I just tell them to put me in their phone book and call. Other than that just talk to them about her interests. Take her out charm her socks of and then bang her real good where she really likes you then you got you one. Dont ever fall in love because girls look at that as a weakness then they do you bad. But keep them around for a while then even when you break up they will still give you some.
RJ
2007-02-23 07:34:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi don't frown because you neva know who is falling in love with your smile
that always makes a woman smile and once you told her that then u should do the rest
2007-02-23 07:33:47 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-honey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but pick up line usually come out right or the other person doesnt get it. just say hey im ..... and start a casual convo
2007-02-23 07:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by namwj120 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Que Pasa Mufasa? He he he
2007-02-23 07:31:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breakfast in bed?
2007-02-23 07:41:49 · answer #6 · answered by over the moon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey babe are you an angel? Cause you've got ****.(god I'm Alone)
2016-03-29 09:00:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋