A women is looking for onions while in a supermarket:
'Excuse me. Where are your onions?'
'Sorry, ma'am, we're all out of onions.'
5 minutes later.
'Pardon me. Where are your onions?'
'I'm sorry, ma'am. I just told you, we're all out of onions.'
5 minutes later.
'Sir, where are your onions?'
'Listen ma'am. What do you get when you take the straw out of strawberries?'
'Berries.'
'What do you get when you take the blue out of blueberries?'
'Berries.'
'Now, what do you get when you take the f out of onions?'
'There ain't no f in onions.'
'Now you got it.'
2007-02-23 07:18:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! my little sister told me that joke but used grapes! 10/10
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2007-02-23 07:23:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 03:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
great joke
2007-02-23 07:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, funny!
2007-02-23 07:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get outa here with that stale joke
2007-02-23 07:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I get it. Is not that funny.
2007-02-23 08:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA, i like that!
2007-02-23 07:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-23 07:21:46 · answer #8 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋