Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives
with a female roommate Vikki...
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>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mama, I'm not saying you "did" take the sugar bowl, and not saying you "did not" take it....but it's missing since you were here.
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Days later a reply came; I'm not saying you "do" sleep with Vikki and not saying you "do not" but if she were in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
2007-02-23 07:13:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who have seen this, it's not for you. So the joke has been around for a while, well so have I but I hadn't heard it but willing to share it so KMA.
2007-02-23 07:33:05 · update #1
Thanks...I needed to laugh today! That was funny, I think I will tell my husband when he gets home.
2007-02-23 07:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd heard that same joke, only with a variation....there was a preist and someone else...ah well...still funny! Gold star!!
(///_^) The resident emo!
2007-02-23 15:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...really cute. This joke has been aorund for a while.
2007-02-23 15:16:44 · answer #3 · answered by fourcolor4u2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H I L A R I O U S !!!
Too funny â¥
2007-02-23 15:17:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. i'm 30 and never heard it before. i'll be using it though!
2007-02-23 15:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can never pull wools over your mom's eyes!
2007-02-23 15:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2007-02-23 15:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Caitlin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-23 15:18:01 · answer #8 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋