I need it back, it's affecting me!!
http://www.roffles.com/audio/view/79/
2007-02-23 07:09:39 · 11 answers · asked by slipknotraver 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For $30, plus travel and hotel expenses and missed wages, I will perform a ritual GUARANTEED to give you back your soul.
If you feel the ritual does not work, the only explanation is that you never sold your soul and you are a liar.
2007-02-23 07:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Inflation is terrible...back in the day souls went for a penny a piece. Just like bubble gum.
2007-02-23 15:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should've sold it to Oprah Antichrist.
She probably would've given you 51 bucks.
2007-02-23 15:13:37 · answer #3 · answered by tmlamora1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my my my.. surely you jest. The only one you can give your soul to is either God or the devil. God gives you the gift of salvation for free. The devil gives you his gift of destruction and hell, and doesnt charge you either. so the person on e bay just made a mint for no reason. seriously sad, huh????? surely you jest. But, the fact is, if you want to give your soul to God and take it from the devil, all you must do is ask God. Try it, it still works. and then love Him enough to obey Him. the only way to go dude. You cant buy or sell this stuff on e bay Its a spiritual thing. oh how the devil loves you ppl who joke about this...
2007-02-23 15:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wait a month. It will be re-listed at $499. Maybe you can buy it back after a prayer or two.
2007-02-23 15:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For 50 bucks,,
2007-02-23 15:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really try selling your conscience on ebay that should get rid of it
2007-02-23 15:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by mitchie123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Technically, you can, but it will give you a negative rating.
2007-02-23 15:14:10 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't ship it.
2007-02-23 15:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by Midge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can have mine if you can find it.
2007-02-23 15:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋