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Because I could REALLY use another drink right now. That iced tea earlier did me no good whatsoever.

2007-02-23 06:58:25 · 11 answers · asked by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

~~Pours Squishy a shot of tequila~~

I wouldn't want you to have to settle for Goldschlager or anything.

Sorry, taa. I'd like the same but it IS a pony shot, as Laptop said.

2007-02-23 07:09:34 · update #1

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Ah poop! A pony shot, cause you knew what Pascal's Wager actually is!

But thanks! I was thirsty!

2007-02-23 07:01:19 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 1 0

Next time, make it a Long Island Iced Tea.

2007-02-23 15:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by taa 4 · 1 0

If the risk of going to hell is small, but the suffering is infinite....wouldn't you be safer sending me $5,000 to learn how not to go to hell?

$5,000 is a finite number. The chance, no matter how small, of going to hell if you DON'T give me $5,000, and recieving infinite pain as a consequence, results in the possibility of infinite pain. Infinity multiplied by ANY number, no matter how small (your chance of going to hell) is still infinity.

Therefore......isn't it worth a finite sacrifice of $5,000 to ensure that you don't risk inifnity in hell?

E-mail me for mailing instructions, and learn how to avoid eternal damnation in hell. It's so simple even a child could do it, and it takes only 8 minutes a day.....

LEARN MORE...and SAVE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL for a mere $5,000.

Please note....that if you were in hell for only 100 years of punishment.....that would come to $50 a year, in other words about 4 dollars a month.

Isn't a 4 dollar a month investment worth not going to hell????

You'll be glad you did!!!

2007-02-23 15:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I've got 6 more bottles of gatorade sitting under my desk. I could do this all day.

2007-02-23 15:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mmmm chocolate!

2007-02-23 15:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by Huggles-the-wise 5 · 1 0

Smirnoff works pretty good.

2007-02-23 15:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Nowhere Man 6 · 1 0

I wish I could play, but I'm broke, and I don't have anything near me. :(

2007-02-23 15:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Me to, but I am still at work. I only get coffee. :-(

2007-02-23 15:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lmao..drinking up ;)

2007-02-23 15:00:32 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2 0

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

2007-02-23 15:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Maverick 6 · 1 0

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