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What would you NOT like him to know about?

2007-02-23 06:56:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Even though I'm married, I flog my dolphin regularly.

I secretly want my wife to get a boob job, even though I tell her she's "perfect".

I don't want "God" to know that if you "pray in one hand & sh*t in the other", the "sh*t" hand fills up first.

I once had sex with a girl after she puked. She kinda looked like Marilyn Monroe. What was I supposed to do? I'm only human.

2007-02-23 07:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sam Fisher 3 · 0 1

I have no secrets from God... and I have some bad ones... it totaly blows me away that God accepted me when I heard His call and cryed out to Him for help... God knew who and what I was and still was there for me when I needed Him... I was alone, or so I thought, and was lost, or so I thought, But God was there... just God and me... and when I came to Him the great sinner that I was... he still offerec His free gift of Salvation... I submitted to Him and received that Gift... now my place in Haven is assured... He is a Mighty and Forgiving God... He is there for you as well if you will come to Him as He prescribes.

2007-02-23 07:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by idahomike2 6 · 1 0

Nothing is hidden...I can not keep anything hidden if I wanted to.

~ Eric Putkonen

2007-02-23 07:06:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

What? He knows all? Get out of town!
I will start practicing that harry potter trick of emptying my mind, but oh wait, GOD ISNT REAL! Neither is Harry Potter of course, but at least he can fly on a broomstick, thats cool.

2007-02-23 07:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This question seems a bit of a **** as if there is a god he is supposed to be all knowing so what difference could it make!

2007-02-23 06:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Well, God not knowing what I'm thinking would kinda defeat the whole "being God" thing....

2007-02-23 06:59:30 · answer #6 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 1 1

I guarantee that there is nothing I did that was even close to as bad as the stuff god did in the Old Testament.

2007-02-23 06:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

I stopped trying to hide them a long time ago. He knows trust me.
Every once in awhile He reminds me of one, I thought went unnoticed.

2007-02-23 07:02:24 · answer #8 · answered by rezany 5 · 1 1

I've watched every season of American Idol

(hangs head in shame)

2007-02-23 07:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1 0

Like Im going to put it here. Im sure he has a Yahoo ID

2007-02-23 06:59:55 · answer #10 · answered by osu_fanz 4 · 2 0

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