Even though I'm married, I flog my dolphin regularly.
I secretly want my wife to get a boob job, even though I tell her she's "perfect".
I don't want "God" to know that if you "pray in one hand & sh*t in the other", the "sh*t" hand fills up first.
I once had sex with a girl after she puked. She kinda looked like Marilyn Monroe. What was I supposed to do? I'm only human.
2007-02-23 07:02:41
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answer #1
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answered by Sam Fisher 3
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I have no secrets from God... and I have some bad ones... it totaly blows me away that God accepted me when I heard His call and cryed out to Him for help... God knew who and what I was and still was there for me when I needed Him... I was alone, or so I thought, and was lost, or so I thought, But God was there... just God and me... and when I came to Him the great sinner that I was... he still offerec His free gift of Salvation... I submitted to Him and received that Gift... now my place in Haven is assured... He is a Mighty and Forgiving God... He is there for you as well if you will come to Him as He prescribes.
2007-02-23 07:03:44
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answered by idahomike2 6
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Nothing is hidden...I can not keep anything hidden if I wanted to.
~ Eric Putkonen
2007-02-23 07:06:47
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answered by Anonymous
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What? He knows all? Get out of town!
I will start practicing that harry potter trick of emptying my mind, but oh wait, GOD ISNT REAL! Neither is Harry Potter of course, but at least he can fly on a broomstick, thats cool.
2007-02-23 07:04:36
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answered by Anonymous
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This question seems a bit of a **** as if there is a god he is supposed to be all knowing so what difference could it make!
2007-02-23 06:59:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, God not knowing what I'm thinking would kinda defeat the whole "being God" thing....
2007-02-23 06:59:30
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answer #6
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answered by bodinibold 7
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I guarantee that there is nothing I did that was even close to as bad as the stuff god did in the Old Testament.
2007-02-23 06:59:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I stopped trying to hide them a long time ago. He knows trust me.
Every once in awhile He reminds me of one, I thought went unnoticed.
2007-02-23 07:02:24
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answer #8
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answered by rezany 5
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I've watched every season of American Idol
(hangs head in shame)
2007-02-23 07:00:45
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answered by Samurai Jack 6
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Like Im going to put it here. Im sure he has a Yahoo ID
2007-02-23 06:59:55
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answered by osu_fanz 4
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