There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
2007-02-23 06:56:07 · 21 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fan flipping tastic..made me laugh and my dad too
2007-02-23 07:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by minerva 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slugs are swifter Slugs are snail's shell-a lot less relations. the significant benefit to having no shell is %: snails are of course very sluggish, yet slugs are a lot swifter, in case you want to locomote swifter to achieve nutrition or safeguard. The unfavorable aspects are that there is not any shell to furnish protection from predators and extreme climatic situations. some slugs are posoinous to discourage predation.
2016-10-17 08:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by konen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, classic.
I would have said Gary The Snail From Spongebob
2007-02-23 07:00:43 · answer #3 · answered by Nate 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a snail in a datson 240-z
2007-02-23 07:04:40 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my dad told me that one about two years ago, but it was still cute!
I know someone on VF named Cowboy...his real name is Chadwick...any relation?
(///_^) The resident emo!
2007-02-23 07:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by All!c@ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A speeding bullet from Chuck Norris's gun..
2007-02-23 07:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tres bon, mon ami.
2007-02-23 07:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair enough.
Do you remember the Earwig-o ('ere-we-go) one?
2007-02-23 07:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gary of of sponge bob is faster
2007-02-23 06:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that before he got eaten?
2007-02-23 06:59:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋