i once knew a girl who said one day "i dont trust that bill clinton" really i replied - why ??
"its not his real name",
eh ? i said
she leans in and whispered "someone told me his real name is William - why would he lie"
i said nothing - too busy laughing
2007-02-23 06:51:33 · 13 answers · asked by ozzysheeplover 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i dont like her
why
she is ugly
2007-02-23 06:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you my favorite guy quote. It was a semi-blind date that wasn't going very well and he tried to fill in a awkward silence with 'So, what's it like being a girl?'
How do you answer that?
As for my favorite quote from my fellow gender, it's a tossup:
The first was when I tried for twenty minutes to explain to a girl that a pound of feathers weighs the same as a pound of lead. (she wouldn't even cede that a pound of feathers weighs more than an ounce of lead)
The second was in a European history class at college and we were discussing Canterbury Tales. When asked for input she came up with 'I don't think they treated women very fairly back then.' Later in the same class she answered with this gem (and I swear by everything good in this world that this is an exact quote). "It's like, you know, when you know it's like, well *you* know."
No. No I don't know.
2007-02-23 15:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by LX V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My sister suffers really badly with being bitten by mozzies when were away, last year she came out with a pearler..
she said " i must get some amphetamines before we go away..."
Poor thing she meant antihistamines of course but could not understand why her teenage daughter and myself were on the floor crying with laughter, bless her..
I'm also very fond of the thingamajig on the whatchamacallit...
yea i find it scary that i understand that to lol
2007-02-23 16:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by xxx vic xxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so so many - They come out of men too though
Some of the best
No one will celebrate remembrance day soon because all the people who died in ww1 will be dead.
I wunked I did I wunked - Instead of winked
India's a continent isn't it
2007-02-23 14:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by mintycakeyfroggy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend once waved at a someone and commented on how they kept waving back. Poor lass her eyesight is so poor it was a tree!! bless her!!
2007-02-23 14:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Vicky S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
2007-02-23 14:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is hilarious, my sister a friend and i were talking one day. My sister said she wanted a chocolate lab (puppy) and my friend said like on willy wonka and the chocolate factory? lmao... how retarted is that?
2007-02-23 14:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by precious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend once asked when there was a solar eclipse announced in america on tv."will it come to our sky to?"
2007-02-23 15:11:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when they cry a lot i mean for an hour while watching movies
2007-02-23 15:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i always say this if a chick doesn't like me... "don't hate me cause you ain't me" i love saying that it is so much fun the chick that doesn't like gets so mad!!!! this is other one that i love to say... "drop the chocolate and nobody gets hurt"
2007-02-23 14:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Leah 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋