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(Note to Atheists: Let's just pretend for a moment God does exists, this is just for fun.)

What would you say to the Atheists if you were the Almighty God?



Oh and should I crack up the jokes again today?

2007-02-23 06:48:32 · 9 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

And of course, my choice would be the classic: "Well I didn't doubt YOUR existence."

2007-02-23 06:49:08 · update #1

9 answers

"Good job".

2007-02-23 06:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0 0

I wouldn't say anything, but rather let people live as they so choose, not unlike now. Of course, Heaven wouldn't have such high standards for entry and reincarnation would be available to those who didn't make it in, as I'm a firm believer in multiple chances.

2007-02-23 06:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Wee Bit Naughty 3 · 0 0

I would say: "Good job! You used the brains I gave you to follow the evidence. You win the prize!"

2007-02-23 06:59:21 · answer #3 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0 0

I'm glad somebody used that gray thing I put in their head...

2007-02-23 06:51:58 · answer #4 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 0 0

sajarra hatob= ungrateful

2007-02-23 06:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by davidhaoman 2 · 0 0

I do exist!

2007-02-23 06:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol.. good call.. I guess mine would be:

"Okay, here I am. Do you need any MORE proof?"

2007-02-23 06:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0 0

"I saw you all those times you were "brushing your hair" growing up. EVERY time."

2007-02-23 06:53:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

BOO!
How do you like me now

2007-02-23 06:52:34 · answer #9 · answered by Rixie 4 · 0 0

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