2007-02-23 06:44:30 · 27 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, here's the deal.. If you're in a grumpy angry mood, ignore this question.. If you're in a good mood.. Laugh and comment! Sheesh!
2007-02-23 06:51:02 · update #1
sure why not, but i dont think they are gonna believe you! but who cares what every one else thinks right? you blame your pencil for bad spelling ill blame my mouth for bad grammer :)
2007-02-23 07:16:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, guns can accidentally be fired, so in that case, the gun DOES kill the person. If your pencil accidentally wrote something by itself, the same could be said about its spelling mistake.
Basically, you're saying that the statement that "Guns kill people" is a fallacy, and you are technically right. You say, an inanimate object can't kill a person--People kill people. But what that statement truly means is that with guns around, the risk of death increases.
That's a statement you can't deny. Thus, the statement "Guns kill people" is just a shorter version that has the same intent, and that everyone understands.
2007-02-23 14:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by bchic89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if guns could walk around killing people, you might be making a pencil stronghold, so you wouldn't get shot.
i guess you'd have to write stuff down in your stronghold, so you could technically blame your spelling mistakes on your pencil, but id feel sorry for the Little fella.
imagine all the poor pencils being blasted to smithereens just outside your fortress. id pity the pencil in your hands and have the common decency to use a dictionary when in doubt
2007-02-24 04:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guns dont kill people..
People using guns kill people, just as you as a person make the spelling mistakes by guiding your pencil in the wrong direction..
2007-02-23 14:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by m34tba11 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guns dont kill people, people kill people, lol a gun cannot fire on its own unless something happens like a person pulls the trigger...the same for the pencil, u have to be holding the pencil in order for it to write, it cant write on its own, lol
2007-02-23 14:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You couldn't MAKE the spelling mistakes WITHOUT the pencil, now could you?
You people are hilarious.
(Oh, and pencils/misspelled words don't deprive a person of their very lives or families of their precious loved ones.)
Hilarious, indeed.
2007-02-23 14:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So what are you saying? That guns are our friends, and we should play with them every day like a pet. Denial. That's what your in, and you have no idea what your talking about. The difference between the gun and your pencil, is who's holding it. Get through your head?????
2007-02-23 14:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by The PUNK Goddesssss 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
u can also blame the mistake on the teacher as the teacher has not got the sight of future and the spelling will be changed in the future ..........:)
2007-02-28 02:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Deep Rocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, just like if you're on here you can blame your keyboard.
2007-02-23 17:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No u can't!
Your the one who is using the pencil, it ain't gotta brain of its own!
2007-02-23 14:50:45 · answer #10 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋