A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain". She began to massage his groin.
After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"
The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
2007-02-23 06:25:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rotfl that was very funny. 10/10 thanks for that laugh!!:)
2007-02-23 06:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk! tsk! That Bill Clinton just can't help playing around when Hillary isn't around:
Clinton is out jogging around in some of the seedier areas of
Washington D.C. He notices a good looking prostitute. She sees this and calls out "Fifty dollars!" He's tempted, but the price is a
little high so he calls back "Five!" She'd disgusted and turns away and Bill continues his jog.
A few days later, he finds himself jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is still there. But she won't come down on her price. "Fifty!" she shouts and Bill answers her "Five!" No sale.
About a week later, Hillary has decided that she wants to get into
shape so she demands to go jogging with Bill. They get to the seedy part of town and the same prostitute is still there.
She eyes Bill and Hillary together and yells "See what you get for five dollars!"
2007-02-23 14:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great great great
superb.10/10
2007-02-24 07:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one...how could u misunderstand that lol....
2007-02-23 14:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. hehehe a gooood one.. hehehe
2007-02-23 14:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent joke!
2007-02-23 14:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jadeite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is tooo funny
2007-02-23 14:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by c_marie_e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE PUNKY
2007-02-23 16:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by yeah sure whatever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh all right that was ok
2007-02-23 14:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke......10/10 again !!!!!
2007-02-24 04:45:28 · answer #10 · answered by smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋