A man, his wife, daughter and mother-in-law had a big row over who would do the washing up and now silence reigned because they had all agreed the first to speak would do the washing up. The man's friend called and said hello. No one spoke. He kissed the daughter. No one spoke. He fondled the daughter. No one spoke. He made love to the daughter. No one spoke. His friend did the same thing with the wife and the mother in law. No one spoke. Bidding them all good evening, he went out to his bike and remembered that his handlebars squeaked every time he turned them. The friend went back to the house and asked "Have you got any Vaseline?" The man said, "Okay, I'll do the washing up."
2007-02-23 06:21:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one Grinning.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-23 18:21:26 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh
2007-02-23 14:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a nice little laugh on a Friday Morning!
2007-02-23 14:25:42 · answer #3 · answered by JesJ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaa, I laughed out loud!
10/10 :-)
2007-02-23 14:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by CrunchyCookies...Leeds...x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2007-02-23 14:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by samwise gamgee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan...
and laugh
2007-02-23 14:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! The man wasn't ready to get down like that. :)
2007-02-23 14:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by fishergurl1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah had a little laugh at that-its good
2007-02-23 14:27:22 · answer #8 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Llllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhh
man that was good lol
2007-02-23 14:27:47 · answer #9 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl very good. big laugh.
2007-02-23 14:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Vicky S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋