A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-02-23 06:06:43 · 25 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lollllllllllllll now thats a joke
2007-02-23 06:09:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yikes im glad i aint that man you should no that when you are in prison many men drop the soap and come out gay
2007-02-23 06:12:54 · answer #2 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the guy being held hostage is chuffed by way of fact he won't could desire to do something as a fashion to get freed, basically his spouse has to have intercourse, yet then the spouse tells him that the prisoner is gay and he's going to get vaseline by way of fact he needs to have gay intercourse with the husband, which the husband needless to say won't want in view that he's at present. :)
2016-09-29 12:49:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-02-23 06:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by daniel'smum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got this email once before, it was funny as the escaped convict wasn't interested in the wife but her husband.......LOL.......
2007-02-23 06:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!!
2007-02-23 06:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yuck but good joke
2007-02-23 08:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. VERY good joke
2007-02-23 06:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by beutifulskies 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
so cool. but the prisoner's a weird man. nice one =)
2007-02-23 06:15:40 · answer #9 · answered by jas l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-02-23 06:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋