A truck driver was delivering some penguins to the zoo on a hot July afternoon. His truck overheats and breaks down. He gets out and opens the hood to see tons of steam pouring out in typical comedic fashion. Just then another large semi rumbled down the highway. He waves his arms to signal as the other truck driver slows to a stop.
The stranded driver said "Hey, there's something wrong with my truck and I got penguins back there. It's pretty hot out, so how about I give you $500 to take them to the zoo." The other driver, an animal lover, readily agrees. The stranded driver pays up then walks into town to call for service.
He convinces the mechanic to come take a look, so they drive back out to his broken truck. On the way he sees the other truck driver walking in town with 25 penguins following him.
"HEY! What in the heck are you doing!?" asks the stranded driver. "Well, we went to the zoo first and we had some money left over so we're going to the movies and ice cream!"
2007-02-23 06:00:53 · 18 answers · asked by hatevirtual 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
taylorvillegirl, tell her I think she is retarded too.
2007-02-23 06:17:46 · update #1
I have to disagree with you.
Not everyone loves a penguin joke.
I think the one you just told is dreadful.
2007-02-23 06:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it..in spite of the undeniable fact that it became humorous...oh wait, i Do get it, the penguin and the zoo and the truck shaggy dog tale became humorous! next time he ought to inform him to place the penguins contained in the zoo...i admire penguins so i presumed that became cute additionally by means of fact the penguins wached a action picture, i ask your self what action picture it became...
2016-12-18 09:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Not bad. Reminiscent of an old cosby bit..."...and then we're going to the zoo and after that..."etc.
2007-02-23 09:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was interesting but next time cut the joke a little shorter for people like me who don't like to read much ok
2007-02-23 06:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-02-23 06:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by ~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a Happy Feet parody?
Ha ha ha...
2007-02-23 06:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute,i dont exactly get it but anything makes me laugh
2007-02-24 08:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter said that was retarded.
2007-02-23 06:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by taylorvillegirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. other jokes have had the same theme though
2007-02-23 06:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-23 06:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋