2007-02-23 05:27:21 · 16 answers · asked by Barnickel 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can't eat a trampoline?
2007-02-23 07:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Whats worse than a 10 dead babies put into a dumpster?
1 dead baby put into 10 dumpsters
Whats the different between a Cadillac and dozen of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Whats the difference between a tree and a baby?
Its legal to hit a tree with an Axe
2007-02-23 05:36:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
what's funnier than a ineffective infant? A ineffective infant in a clown dress! what's funnier than a ineffective infant? A ineffective infant sitting next to a new child with down syndrome. How do you know while a sprint one is a ineffective infant? The canines performs with it greater. what's greater relaxing than feeling up a ineffective infant? Feeling up a ineffective infant with 3 nipples How do you're making a ineffective infant drift? Take your foot off of that is head. what's the version between a ineffective infant and a trampoline? once you bounce on a trampoline, you're taking your boots off. NO OFFENCE TO NE1
2016-09-29 12:46:35 · answer #3 · answered by linnon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't enjoy jumping on trampolines! XD
How do you get a dozen dead babies in a suitcase? A blender! How do you get them out? Tortilla chips!
What's better than ten dead babies tied to a tree? One dead baby tied to ten trees!
Jeez o Peetz people, lighten up. It's not like you have to be a murderer to think that these types of jokes are clever.
2007-02-23 05:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by booda2009 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um. . . .people don't get mad when you jump on a trampoline?
Or maybe, people don't get mad when you joke about trampolines?
Who cares, I just like the word "trampoline".
My answer has four trampolines. :)
2007-02-23 05:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u jump on a trampoline, you get to bounce back
if u jump on a dead baby, besides being covered in guts, you dont get to bounce back
trampoline wins....
2007-02-23 05:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by ☮☆☮☆☮☆☮ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when u jump on the trampoline, u take ur boots off?
2007-02-23 06:15:50 · answer #7 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, basically, a trampoline is... a TRAMPOLINE
A dead baby is a DEAD BABY.
And that's that.
The end.
Need me to elaborate?
Or would you prefer the answer "Duno"?
2007-02-23 05:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
More people are interested in the dead baby?
2007-02-23 05:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Allisa F 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
they trampolines black and the baby is white?
2007-02-23 06:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by Terry King 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋