A man walked into the psychiatrists wearing cling film trousers. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts!"
2007-02-23 05:17:19 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nope.
2007-02-23 05:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Yes!
A guy went to a psychiatrist and the Dr. asked him what he did for a living. The guy told him he was a mechanic. The Dr. said, "Get UNDER the couch."
After an hour with the guy, the Dr. said, "I think you're crazy". The guy said, " I want a 2nd opinion." The Dr. said, "Okay, you're ugly, too."
The Dr. said to the guy, " I'm sorry I can't help you with your problem of premature ejaculation, but I CAN put you in touch with a woman with a very short attention span."
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2007-02-23 05:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's okay. On a scale from 1-10, I give it a 6. :)
2007-02-23 05:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really Heres a better one ------
Valentine Day man comes home wife meets him at the door
flimsy night gown beautiful hairdo "Darling tie me up, you
can do anything you want. So he tied her up and went golfing.
JULIA G<
2007-02-23 05:29:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok but i prefer
2 psychiatrists walkin down street together....1 says to the other
''i know how u are but how am i''
2007-02-23 05:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great stuff
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2007-02-23 05:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by maltonge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l told them it would never work but they said to take the pony in hand and the , hehe. bottom would fall out of the market
2007-02-23 05:23:49 · answer #7 · answered by amos 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its a good 1 x
2007-02-23 05:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I was amused by this
2007-02-23 05:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...hellll yeah dat wos funny....maby its jus coz am under 18 and laff at things like that?! anywayz made me laff :P
x
2007-02-23 08:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by shaz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋