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Between a sumo wrestler and 10 midgets.
No weapons allowed.

2007-02-23 05:08:41 · 22 answers · asked by Rafaman 2 in Sports Boxing

For the record the tally stands at
Sumo: 8
10 Midgets: 10
Hitler: 1

2007-02-25 03:04:08 · update #1

22 answers

The first two midgets would have to jump on the sumo wrestlers shoulders and quickly pull his hair and dig him in the eyes. This done the rest is easy, a couple of the midgets stamp on the wrestlers feet, two sink their teeth into a hand each. Two more midgets take a knee a piece and head but the knees. That leaves two who take it in turn to nut the sumo in the nuts. Down the sumo goes, all the midgets do a dance of victory on the sumo's belly.

2007-02-23 05:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by DS 3 · 0 0

great question, now theres a fight I would pay to see!

I would make an arguement for both.
The midgets would be vicsious and can bite but the sumo wrestlers have a hell of a lot of weight behind their hits which would probably knock the midgets several feet back!

My moneys on the sumo wrestlers!

2007-02-23 05:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by the southern dandy 3 · 0 0

Mines on the Midge Might! 1) the Sumo wouldn't be able to see the midgets because of his gut and man-breasts! 2) have you ever seen an angry midget.......let alone 10!! Top question!

2007-02-23 05:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by robnitezred 2 · 0 0

The ten midgets would definitely own. They would be all over the sumo wrestlers.

2007-02-23 05:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by xtrememonkey 2 · 0 0

Yeah - you say no weapons allowed but those midgets - grrrr - they always have weapons eg catapults and ink pellets!

The midgets, but it would be a gruelling fight, that poor old sumo guy would be brave and covered in ink at the end!

2007-02-23 05:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Lord Onion 4 · 0 0

10 midgets (little people)
obviously


A- a sumo wrestler isn't that agile to start with
B- there are so many little people that they could come at him from all directions, take out his knees and whatnot...

the big guy would have ZERO shot unless he was huge enough to fall on all of them at the same time

2007-02-23 05:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by retired 6 · 1 0

Sumo dude without a doubt. He'd just bring some Hot wing sauce, slather those midgets and gobble them up with some blue cheese dressing.

2007-02-23 05:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Tony Deezy 1 · 0 1

the sumo wrestler by far would win....I think he could take all 10 midgets with out a doubt!!

2007-02-23 05:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by melmiko 2 · 0 1

the midgets could where the fat sumo out so quick. then the midget would go all out, hehe i can just imagine this

2007-02-23 10:22:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the sum-mo would because first it isn't possible for them to jump on the sumo second the sumo could push them away or fall on them and fourth if they tried to punch or kick the sumo it would not hurt him.thx

2007-02-24 07:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by olie33567 d 1 · 0 0

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