Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2007-02-23 05:08:30 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha, a joke that made me laugh for a change! thanks you!
lol
xxoo
2007-02-23 05:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it years ago except it was with Mr Jones (Mary), Mrs Jones (Johnny), a priest (teacher), and a hatpin but I still like it.
2007-02-23 13:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by kaymay09 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The answer to this question is simple. Go into your backyard and cut your hair. You could find a quality machine at a store like costo or sears for about 30-70 bucks but the saving over time will add up to over $1,000 bucks.
2007-02-23 13:13:10 · answer #3 · answered by iwearshoes 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's a cute lil joke :)
2007-02-23 13:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.actually a good one
2007-02-23 13:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by oana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hilarious where did u learn that from is it ok if i use that for my buddy info for aim?
2007-02-23 13:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by ikickass7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
Thanks, made me laugh :)
2007-02-23 13:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heardit in a different form. but still good. thanks for the joke.
2007-02-23 13:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MAN THAT'S SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWW DISGUSTING OMG...BUT A GOOD JOKE, THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LORDY
2007-02-23 13:13:31 · answer #9 · answered by CrazyCatLady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little gross, but funny!!!! Thanks for the good laugh!
2007-02-23 13:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by kplaydaflute90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋