2007-02-23 04:56:30 · 14 answers · asked by trevir287 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
try to rationalize it?There is no way to return to the Garden: it is a logical impossibility, please bear with me here,If you deny the existance of hell from the begining, yet as far as death is concerned, i'm not worried in the least! you may lose an argument once per afternoon, but you still publish works in secret, and the woman who has my schedual from online, still watches with her white eyes through the kitchen curtain at night.That one who comes to my bedside at night and tries to impregnate me by breathing some awful substance into my mouth. yes it's gross, that i admit, but lets talk alternatives here, there arn't any! you will never return to the garden, so what are your plans for the future my friend? what will you do the rest of your life? what about the broken mirror under my car seat?... pascal's wager you say..I know the truth, The homosexual angels send me massages at night hrough my dreams, all you have to do is listen...
2007-02-23 04:58:40 · update #1
Just put down the beer and step away from the car, sir...
2007-02-23 05:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because atheists enjoy messing with all the little religious freaks of this Earth. OK? Oh and by the way stop doing drugs, I hear they kill brain cells and judging by what you wrote, you definitely need whatever you have left.
2007-02-23 06:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by The One and Only 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a disturbing mashup question. Sounded like you randomly blended a porn novel, Catcher in the Rye and something from bibleanswers.net.
2007-02-23 05:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you
but if you don't believe
your gonna burn in a bad bad place....where they take your worst nightmare and make it true....I'm just saying...you might wanna have Jesus on your side
2007-02-23 05:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by jesus_the_cure_all 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you elaborate a bit more on your sparse remark?
(damn)
2007-02-23 05:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Malcolm Knoxville III 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are really making want to believe in god
2007-02-23 05:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by Prima Donna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know what I like? I really, really like cheesecake....
2007-02-23 05:00:34 · answer #7 · answered by DBA GODZY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need to lay off the meth kid or Ted will get you.
2007-02-23 05:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drugs aren't the answer, kid.
2007-02-23 05:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
seek help
2007-02-23 05:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋