# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle. (Straigh circle)
There is no wind in the balloon. (ballon without air...fushhh)
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
2007-02-23 04:45:47 · 9 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Our elementary school used to publish the week's menu and they would always put "and for dessert, half of a whole banana".
2007-02-23 04:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by john y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raise down the window so we can get some fresh air.
2007-02-23 13:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then! And there goes another loony!
2007-02-23 14:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by Ethslan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait so do we have to fill in the blanks
mad libs how fun!
2007-02-23 12:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by punky89 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That is very amusing!!!! Rotate the GROUND?????!!
2007-02-23 12:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by peskylisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but funny
2007-02-23 12:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by Jacqueline R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question?
2007-02-23 12:50:09 · answer #7 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say no.
2007-02-23 12:51:09 · answer #8 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is this . . .
2007-02-23 12:48:43 · answer #9 · answered by Daniel-san 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋