Dear mum,
I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.
I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.
I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.
His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.
We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.
Wish us luck
Katie
P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.
2007-02-23 04:19:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice !!!! I wonder if anyone will recopy this!!! I know I would have hehe....
2007-02-23 04:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...right here;s one for u The Pope in simple terms finished a excursion of the East Coast and replaced into taking a limousine to the airport. on the grounds that he'd under no circumstances pushed a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he ought to rigidity for a on a similar time as. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over alongside the roadside, climbed into the lower back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the line and speeded as much as over ninety mph to work out what the limo ought to do. abruptly, the Pope observed the blue mild of the State Patrol in his section mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in via the domicile windows, then pronounced, "in simple terms a 2d please, i might desire to call in." The trooper observed as in and defined to the administrative that he had a needed guy or woman pulled over for rushing. "How do I cope with this, chief?" asked the trooper. "Is it the Governor?" puzzled the administrative. "No! This guy is much extra considerable!" "Is it the President?" asked the administrative. "No! much extra considerable!" "properly, who the heck is it?" screamed the administrative. "i do no longer understand, sir," replied the trooper, "yet he's have been given the Pope as his chauffeur." CHeeRioS
2016-10-16 08:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by juart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this before but it was a boy instead of a girl. I liked the other one better.
2007-02-23 04:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by nine_iron76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best joke i have read all day. I'll give you 15/10.
2007-02-23 05:10:40 · answer #4 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a parent
I would be upset because she lied
I would be glad it's not really true
And
I would love her to bits for her creative way of telling it to me.
2007-02-23 04:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect way to brake the ice. I should have tried that when I was in school
2007-02-23 04:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by cornfed_iowa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he....I swear some parents would rather hear the first part!
2007-02-23 04:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good. as a mom that would worry me. but an a for the kid. she had an imagination.
2007-02-23 04:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-23 04:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by edgar b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this one before but i like your's lol
2007-02-23 04:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋