As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
2007-02-23 04:14:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I was thinking dirty & now think I will never have sex again
2007-02-23 04:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by cornfed_iowa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a poem like this:
There's a first time for everything:
i'm sure you could imagine
it's a simple as can bee
the place is very common
the place for he and she
she whispers, "will it hurt?"
of course not, he replied
it won't hur a bit
on my you can rely
i'm getting rather frightened
i've never done this before
he continued to convince her
as he shut the door
now calm yourself, my darling
as he displayed a little grin
just open a little wider
and let me put it in
it's getting rather painful
the tears were in her eyes
it's hurting very badly
it must be quite a size
suddenly she juped up
and gave a little shout
and then that very second, she said
"i'm glad you pulled it out!!"
now there are two endings you will find
choose one now to see who has a dirty little mind
if you listen very carefully
it's a dentist you will find
it's not what you were thinking
it's just your dirty little mind
if you listen very carefully
it's two lovers you will find
it's really what you were thinking
it's not just your dirty little mind
~*~Kimmy~*~
2007-02-23 12:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by Cori 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
MMMM that is naughty I likey likey!!!!!!! HMMMM I was thinking that same thing hehe yeah right!!!! 10/10 and a star
2007-02-23 12:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!My dirty little mind did go a different way.
2007-02-23 12:24:55 · answer #4 · answered by blueeyedbigmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good. my mind was definitely in the gutter for that. thanks for the dirty thought. you get a 10 on that from me too.
2007-02-23 12:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by vannilabean 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you had me going there .....my mind stays in the gutter
2007-02-23 12:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by go kick rocks 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww....it's awesome, in a sick and twisted way!
2007-02-23 12:18:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one you got me
2007-02-23 12:22:05 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could have never thought about that.
2007-02-23 12:34:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋