Mine would be......
This time around the Rapture will not be televised.
2007-02-23 04:10:33 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Big letters..
"I'm a Jewish woodworker, on your knees, Christian women!!!"
in small letters..
(no fatties)
2007-02-23 04:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by XX 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
My favorite right now is WWKD (What Would Kali Do)?
Goddess Kali is a female Hindu diety of destruction, so what's funny about the slogan is that no matter what the situation is, she'd do the same thing: kill things, behead them, attach thier heads to her belt, and go have sex with Shiva, her male consort. Sounds like a plan to me!
It is partially accurate to say that Kali is a goddess of death. However, She brings the death of the ego as a delusional human self-centered view of reality. She rocks!
So, next time you have a dilemma, ask yourself WWKD?
2007-02-23 04:34:46 · answer #2 · answered by hiheelsandasuit 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, some of my best ideas involve censored words. ;-)
"My God Carries a Hammer, Your's was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"
"Born Again Heathen"
"What Would Odin Do"
"Mead. It's what's for dinner"
"So many Christians, so few lions"
"Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind"
"Have I found Jesus? Don't tell me he's lost again!"
"My Lord is better hung than your Lord" (With a picture of a statue of Freyr)
"Before the cross and the fish came the hammer and the sail" (With a picture of a viking long ship)
"My Gods encourage me to drink beer!"
2007-02-23 05:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about:-
If you've had a SHlT day it's God's fault
Jesus saves but banks give credit
I have a 2,000 year old imaginery friend
Blaming being pregnant before marriage on God only works once
In God we trust but everyone else pays cash
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Creationists aren't born; they're made
2007-02-23 04:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Come quickly!!. to the last Chance Baptist church .the following Sunday may be to late.
I thought if I ever have a Church that this would be the name for that church.I would have 1000s of t shirts made up with that on it.
Peace be with you.May the spirit guide and direct you.
2007-02-23 04:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The end of the world will be tomorrow, no, next Wednesday, no, June 15, no 2012, no 2036, no...
2007-02-23 04:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Evolution is a theory based on fact. God is a fact based on theory. Make the logical choice.
That was fun!
2007-02-23 06:28:44 · answer #7 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw this in front of a baptist church last night.
"Except Jesus now. This maybe your last sign."
I'd have to design it so that it's a picture of a sign or it wouldn't make sense. And of course it wouldn't work on me, because my big boobs would distort it so no one would be able to read it. *sigh*
2007-02-23 04:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mine would read " Thank God I am an atheist "
or " I orways wontid to be a Cristian and so I studeed and now I are wun. "
2007-02-23 04:30:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is god, as you can tell by the shape the world is in, I'm not in right now. Leave your name and request.
2007-02-23 04:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You know I can't think of any on my own but I have a really cool place you can check out VERY FUNNY/Rude/Maybe not accepted by all t-shirts. Go to www.tshirthell.com
You will thank me !
2007-02-23 04:14:08 · answer #11 · answered by alley7@rogers.com 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋