I'm afraid he's gonna infect the cat or my other dog or something....
I mean, every dog he sleeps with has slept with five dogs...and those dogs have probably slept with five dogs.....
you know where I'm going with this....
2007-02-23 03:55:27 · 15 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Pets ➔ Dogs
it's time to bring out the films to show what std's he can get without being protected. also all the pups he's going to be a daddy to!!!!
2007-02-23 04:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by hydez2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since he is a slave to his natural instincts, you should take him to a veterinarian and get him neutered and vaccinated, and get some advice on basic dog care while you're there.
Keeping him in at night would be a good idea too, even after he's neutered. If he's IN the house at night, he can do a better job of guarding it and keeping you safe than if he's out running around loose. Plus, if he's inside, he can't be hit by a car, or shot or poisoned by the people he's annoying if he's allowed to run loose at night - tearing into their garbage cans, pooping in their yards, harrassing them as they walk in their yards and in the neighborhood, and perhaps even joining in a nighttime dog pack and attacking people. Be a responsible pet owner and contain your dog, for his own safety and for the good of your community.
2007-02-23 12:27:02 · answer #2 · answered by Bess2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the dog neutered and he will no longer have any desire to sleep around. Guaranteed.
If only that worked as well with humans .........
2007-02-23 12:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for letting the world know there are still enough addle brained blondes in the world, we thought we were running out.
Just go with your dog, I am sure his antics would be just about the level of entertainment you would enjoy.
2007-02-23 12:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Liligirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes I know where you are going and you shouldnt have a pet. Even if this is a dumb joke you are a fool.
2007-02-23 12:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts is 2 pts
2007-02-23 12:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can get pamphlets at the local health department that he might find interesting, or else tell him horror stories about people that you know that didn't use protection and about how it totally screwed up their lives.
2007-02-23 12:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Dayne's gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does he go out and roam at night? Stop that and your problem might be fixed
2007-02-23 11:59:03 · answer #8 · answered by myownsecretarydotcom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should keep him in the yard after curfew.
2007-02-23 12:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by shorty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on.....
just make sure he's got his shots and that he gets neutered
2007-02-23 12:09:03 · answer #10 · answered by MomOf2Girls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋