What do you think? funny? As you asked for 1 Chris!?

Question

A man spent six hours in a bar before rolling home to his wife blind drunk.
"Where have you been?" she demanded.
"I`ve been to this amazing bar," he slurred, rocking on his feet, "it`s called the golden Saloon and everything is golden. At the front there are two huge golden doors, the floors are Golden and even the urinals are golden."

"What rubbish," snapped the wife. "I don`t believe a word of it."

"Here," said the husband, rummaging in his pocket for a piece of paper. "Ring this number if you don`t believe me."

So the following day she phoned the number on the slip of paper. "Is this the golden saloon?" she asked.

"It is," replied the bartender.
"Tell me," said the wife, "do you have two huge golden doors at the front of the building?"
"Sure do ," said the bartender.
"And do you have golden floors?"
"Yup."
"What about Golden urinals?"

There was a long pause and the wife heard the bartender yell: "Hey, duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pxssed in you saxophone last night!"

Answer 1

Good one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!! Sexaphone you say.!!!
xxx

Answer 2

I like it! I like it alot!

Look no hat!

J ;)

Ps:
Some peeps might be interested to know that I've set up a new business - selling cans full of sense of humour! Lol!

Answer 3

i told the wife not to tell anyone tinks
thanks for the lauggh honey 10/10

Answer 4

LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.

Answer 5

i didnt break a smile

Answer 6

that is frrrrrrrrrrrcukin funnny as L

Answer 7

heard it...wasnt funny the first time either!

Answer 8

Ok....good.....

Answer 9

ehhhh

Answer 10

lol that made my night!