A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!
2007-02-23 03:46:45 · 25 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It doesn't matter how many times I hear this joke it always makes me chuckle - makes my hubby wince though - can't think why!
2007-02-23 05:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-23 03:50:31 · answer #2 · answered by cornfed_iowa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gerard, my good man, rumour round the Croquet club is that this actually relates to your recent spell at Belmarsh and you're telling this story as a joke to make yourself look sexy. Well, I am here to tell you its working! I'll see you at the Freemasons meeting on Friday, don't forget your apron this time! Cheerio old Bean!
2016-05-24 02:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh man ! lol
Well for a little while longer anyway, lol
2007-02-23 04:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! That was a great one I've never heard or read before! Kudos!
2007-02-23 04:57:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tables turned on him huh? I'm still laughing
2007-02-23 03:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lool!
lmao!
:)
2007-02-23 03:51:00 · answer #7 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man! Poor guy!
2007-02-23 04:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like that guy got screwed!!...litterally
2007-02-23 03:54:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before but it never gets old. i love it. you get a star.
2007-02-23 03:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋